Five page paper due in less than five hours. I’ve written 30 words. Let’s do this.
still haven’t started my 5 page paper that’s due tomorrow….
Full video of the incredible new “Festival of Fantasy” parade at Magic Kingdom!
anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
no offense but i want to set you on fire
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
dear board of education,
i am too
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel