why cant george washington drive?
bc hes dead
jesus cant drive either hes dead too
Caught me a rattata!
Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party
I just…I just need to be back at Disney now, ok?
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button