my mom when she walks in and I am on tumblr at 3am:
- taylor swift: i have millions of dollars
- taylor swift: i can buy anything i want
- taylor swift: i want a cat robe with my name on it
I am so so so so excited for Bad Blood. Like that is the song that is going to make me want to throw a chair out the window if I don’t hear it soon.
WE ALL WERE CRAZY ASKING FOR TAY TO PULL A BEY.
LIKE WE CANT HANDLE MORE THAN ON INSTA PIC.
A NEW SONG LEAVES US ON THE GROUND FOR A WEEK.
A LIKE HAS UP PUTTING UGLY ASS SELFIES.
A REPLY HAS US BLOWING UP AND BREAKING TUMBLR.
AN 8 SECOND CLIP OF STATIC GOES TO #1.
A SIDEWAYS TARGET COMMERCIAL WITH A SONG PREVIEW HAS US CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR.
WE ARE NOT READY. NO CHILL. WE HAVE NO CHILL.
LEGIT NEED TO STRATEGIZE HOW NOT TO DIE ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND MONDAY.